Trolled some mormons, trolled em good
Here's the transcript with minor edits
Also I told them my name was Amanda Huginkiss
Hello
Hello
This is Heidi and Jackie
We are missionaries for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
What is the mormon held view on evolution?
What brings you to Mormon.org?
I just asked
we believe in the creation, that man was created in the image of God.
however, that does not mean that we don't support the study of science. we believe that as humans we have the ability to evolve in the sense that we are always progressing.
What about women, who were they created in the image of then?
I was raised religiously, but my parents arent all that knowledgeable
we believe that women too were created in the image of God. God created men and women to help each other.
do you get a chance to study the bible pretty often?
But if they are created in the image of God too, does that mean God is in fact, half man, half woman, some omnipotent hermaphrodite as it were? or is God in fact a selection of entities, collectively known as God
Adam was created in the image of God
We believe Eve was created as spoken of in the Bible, a help mate
So women are simply tools to be used by man?
No, not at all
Men and women were created equal in the sight of God
Amanda what faith do you practice?
Simply a follower of Christ, no specific denomination
Im trying to learn more about different demoninations
Whats the mormon view of marriage?
so you have been able to gain truth out of reading the bible, correct?
The bible seems contradictory
In the old testament God kills many people, in the new testament Jesus claims he would never harm anyone, ever
I have gained only questions
Have you brought your questions to God?
Amanda I have found that the best way to find out is to place your faith in God
He's never spoken back, well not often, usually he only tells me football results
That may be the radio though
So
Amanda something we can do is we can have those missionaries come and teach you about prayer.
Marriage
would you like that
No, im fine on that front
Also, i doubt you have missionaries where i live
where do you live?
we have over 50,000 missionaries worldwide who all volunteer to share this message of hope and happiness.
I live in Ireland
They are over there.
Really?
There are missionaries like us who devout 18 months of our life doing this service
But can we get back on topic
And they are able to come and share with you more about the Book of Mormon.
Would you like that?
Not yet
need more info
Perfect then we can call you and be able to explain you more?
No
This is fine
Just basic information
I want to know what seperates you from other churches?
Like marriage, ive heard you're different
although we are here to answer questions, we know you can receive the answers to these questions by learning more through the Book of Mormon and the missionaries there in Ireland.
feel free to browse the website and learn more.
How do i meet with these missionaries
well, if we can get your number and address--we can send your info to our colleagues, missionaries like us, there in Ireland who can contact you and find time to visit and share more with you.
okay
(I gave them the address and phone number of a local Dominoes Pizza)
okay, perfect. and something heidi and i can do is call you to make sure they were able to visit you and share more. we can then teach you more until those local missionaries get there!
is that okay?
Ehm
Okay
silly mormons!
ReplyDeletelol...should have asked if they were in a plural marriage.
ReplyDelete"(I gave them the address and phone number of a local Dominoes Pizza)"
ReplyDeleteROFL nice, very nice
Haha, how mean :P
ReplyDeleteHope they like pizza
ReplyDeleteoh great, they are so silly.
ReplyDeletei dont like them :(
ReplyDeletethats funny
ReplyDeleteAhahahahaha xD
ReplyDeletegreat post
ReplyDeleteheheh thanks for the chuckle...its almost too easy isnt it :D
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