Jake Chaney is a bad friend

Jake Chaney is a bad friend because he owns a mac

Jake Chaney is a bad friend because he reads anime

Jake Chaney is a bad friend because he's a hipster(ish)

Jake Chaney is a bad friend because he plays frisbee too much

Jake Chaney is a bad friend because he uses a Myr artifact deck

Jake Chaney is a bad friend because he plays guitar too much

Jake Chaney is a bad friend because he's more english than me

Jake Chaney is a bad friend because he uses too much logic

Jake Chaney is a bad friend because he doesn't appreciate the finer points of Pokemon

Jake Chaney is a bad friend because his nickname is squirtle (actually, thats awesome)

Jake Chaney is a bad friend because he smokes more than patty and selma

Jake Chaney is a bad friend because yeah

Jake Chaney is a bad friend because I'm bored

Jake Chaney is a bad friend because he's a godless atheist

Jake Chaney is a bad friend because he spends too much time on /mu/

Jake Chaney is a bad friend because of Obama

Jake Chaney is a bad friend because of Bush


PS Jake Chaney is not a bad friend
PPS I always wanted to use PPS