Okay, its been a while and I need to be interesting. My last 2 blogs sucked (apologies for that)

So yeah, Steve Jobs got sick.. Not interesting
Shit went down in Tunisia, Interesting, but not in regards to this blog
Couples to Share Paternity Leave? Snoooze Fest

The world just doesnt want me to entertain you guys!
I suppose itll take some original content, Hmm
Maybe i should share a tale
A tale of adventure! Of War and Conquest!
Well im a 19 year old Suburban College Student so no luck there.

Okay! Final Fantasy it is
Yeah my mind works like this

Guys, what do you think of the FF series thus far?
Which games have you played and which are your favourites
Ill be brutally honest, i hate Cloud, hate him more than a man should be able to hate a fictional character!
He's a big emo, half of Final Fantasy 7 is just pressing X while he complains about life
Do you know who's life also Sucked? Auron, dude was Dead! (Oh yeah spoilers) Didnt complain about it though. Tidus was also a complete twat, as was Vaan. The Only game to have a good main character (of the ones ive played, though by what ive heard Squalls just as bad) Is 9. Zidains a cool dude, he has a tail sure, and dresses like a tranny, but hes fun and doesnt cry all the time. Win Win really

So yeah

FF9 (Vivi is the man)
FF10 (Tidus sucked but Auron carried it through)
FF12 (Balthier you smug son of a bitch i love you)
FF13 (It was pretty at least)
FF7 (Yeah that bad)

So troll me guys, i know you all have opinions!

Nathan Fillion is an Attractive Man

Jake Chaney might not know who he is
But he is

Also Eric Roberts is addicted to Pot

Iron Man is a cool movie

And Toby ate paper once

This Blog Sucked

I'm a tired man

Heylo Internet browsers

I'm tired

Goobye

Jake Chaney is a bad friend

Jake Chaney is a bad friend because he owns a mac

Jake Chaney is a bad friend because he reads anime

Jake Chaney is a bad friend because he's a hipster(ish)

Jake Chaney is a bad friend because he plays frisbee too much

Jake Chaney is a bad friend because he uses a Myr artifact deck

Jake Chaney is a bad friend because he plays guitar too much

Jake Chaney is a bad friend because he's more english than me

Jake Chaney is a bad friend because he uses too much logic

Jake Chaney is a bad friend because he doesn't appreciate the finer points of Pokemon

Jake Chaney is a bad friend because his nickname is squirtle (actually, thats awesome)

Jake Chaney is a bad friend because he smokes more than patty and selma

Jake Chaney is a bad friend because yeah

Jake Chaney is a bad friend because I'm bored

Jake Chaney is a bad friend because he's a godless atheist

Jake Chaney is a bad friend because he spends too much time on /mu/

Jake Chaney is a bad friend because of Obama

Jake Chaney is a bad friend because of Bush


PS Jake Chaney is not a bad friend
PPS I always wanted to use PPS

My absense, zombies and my favourite video makers

Ehm, yeah sorry guys! It's been a while, college work kind of just overwhelmed me!, I'm procrastinating as i type!
So, I've started watching the walking dead, pretty good.. but their survival skills are a little amateur, they should really read my blog on the subject, of which I'll be adding a part 2 soon, assuming college gives me a chance!
Another thing I want to talk about is Online Video Makers. I'm sure we all have youtube accounts and subscribe to some. Not all of them are on youtube of course, very strict that site about cursing... Cunts

So who is your favourite? I find myself loving TheSpoonyOne, Yahtzee, DanBrown(PogoBat), thevlogbrothers and a host of others.
Who do you hate? I despise Shane Dawson, iJustine, Shay Carl (yeah i said it!) that whole LA gang really.. Except Kassem and SxePhil, they're actually funny..

But yeah, the Spoony One is easily the greatest on the net (your opinion means nothing on this matter) and I'll tell you why.
Noah (his real name) manages to make a 10 part series on why final fantasy 8 sucks, incredibly interesting! funny, and eye opening. He opened my eyes to the highs and catastrophic lows of the highlander series as well as the hilarity that is FMV video games

He covers video games, movies, D&D, Wrestling and a bunch of other stuff all on his own website
http://spoonyexperiment.com/

PS, he has an epic theme song!
PPS here a bunch of links to other cool people

Yahtzee
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation

That Guy with the Glasses (Home of the nostalgia critic and a bunch of other video makers, including Paw, Rosie, Angry Joe, Linkara etc.)
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/

Wheezy Waiter (greatest youtuber by far)
http://www.youtube.com/user/wheezywaiter?feature=chclk

PPS Sorry this blog kind of sucks, just wanted to update you all and stuff

America, what the fuck?

So, if you follow American news at all you'll know that the Democrats lost the house, my question... Why?
So I'll answer my own question, the republicans won the house because the people are mad that the democrats haven't fixed the republicans mess fast enough?
Ehm... WHAT?! America.. This Demotivator sums you up pretty well

But no, clearly I'm just being ignorant because it was Obama who was in power when the recession hit... and Obama who was in power when the Iraq war started and Obama who destroyed Alderan..
Yeah, if you voted Republican, I wont feel sympathy when America crashes and burns.

Adam out...

Apocolypse Survival 101

So, if you are a man you have a zombie survival plan.
You do, don't lie!

But whats your plan for nuclear winter? or a Fallout kinda deal?
The reason i ask is because i just bought New Vegas (My review: Do you like Fallout 3? Yes? Then you'll like this) and have been wondering, how would i survive? Conditions are of course different for me as I live in Ireland and the Ireland i live in isn't within a video game, at least as far as i can tell.

If china ever decides to fuck shit up with Nato Ireland should get off without any actual nukes hitting us, but theres fallout to contend with. Lots of Ghouls and Super Mutants and no guns for me to kill em with.. hmm problem? Fuck yeah it is.

So Mission 1, get armed
Guns aren't the cereal box prizes they are in America so are pretty rare
Your best bet, a police station or hunting club
America is the same but also try hillbillys houses/gang members houses/cultist complexes /republicans houses/local library/public schools/retirement homes(for that retro look)/wall mart/shooting range/hospital/church/local supermarket/Toys R Us.. Etc Etc

Mission 2, Don't be a big dam hero
You'll die

Mission 3, Eat stuff skinny
Food and Water, you need a constant supply of it
Quickly, grab your gun and head on down to Tesco/Wall Mart
Grab yourself a trolley, grab all the canned beans and spaghetti you can find as well as bottles of water and BIG buckets
If someone comes running at you, shoot first, regret later

Mission 4, RUN!!
Get the fuck out off the big city, grab a van and head to the mountains or someshit
Find an easily defended position and wait till you run out of beans
This is particularly important when dealing with Zombies for they can't climb or walk very fast
Avoiding crowds of them increases your chances to survive from Red Shirt to Captain Kirk

Mission 5
Sit back and relax, wait for some form of normality to return then head on back to the city you so cruelly raped


Now, feel free to troll the shit out of this
And I'll make Survival 102 with your suggestions